- Updated 31 October 2005 - CAPTION COMPETITIONS NEW CAPTION COMPETITION, PREVIOUS WINNER ANNOUNCED! NEW CAPTION: This month November sees a brand new caption. Submit as many as you like via the forum. The best will be selected for vote by our message board members. SEPTEMBER CAPTION WINNER: The message board members have voted the winner of September's caption competition. Congratulations to the winner. I have lost all record of who submitted what, so get in touch for the credit (no prizes this time round, just fame) The Runner-up was: With Mrs B due home any minute, Tommy wishes Kirsten would hurry up in the bathroom! By Titan MAY CAPTION WINNER: The message board members have voted the winner of May's caption competition. Congratulations to the winner. I have lost all record of who submitted what, so get in touch for the credit (no prizes this time round, just fame) The Runner-up was: When the inevitable happened Timmy had to admit he had been staring at the girl in the "yellow polker dot bikini" far too long. By again unknown MARCH CAPTION WINNERS: The message board members have voted Austin & Brian Lynch as the winners of March's two caption competition. Congratulations guys! The Runner-up was: It was around this time that Tommy began to wish he hadn't spent the afternoon messing about with superglue! By Andrew McCormick The Runner-up was: 'Now remember if I give you this boat...' By Paul Hemmings PREVIOUS CAPTION WINNER: The judges have unanimously voted Matt "Sledge" Edwards as the winner of this months caption competition. Matt congratulations, you've won a free copy of the Shrine CD when it is released. To everyone else get submitting some entries and make them rude, make them clever, but most of all make them funny! Thanks again to everyone who entered. The Runner-ups were tied with three different votes by our judging panel. Those runner-ups being: "Tommy, Im telling you. Ive compared the writing and Bob Staunton's been sending himself fan mail again." By Mark McMonagle "News that perms were back in fashion was joyfully received." Also By Matt "Sledge Edwards" "...and this is Stephen Hawking pleasuring your wife. Note the lobster bib." Again By Matt "Sledge Edwards" PREVIOUS WINNERS: Runner-up is Roger Mitham too. Roger was the only person to submit some distasteful, yet funny, captions. PREVIOUS WINNERS: Last captions winner is Mark McMonagle, who wins some classic Boyd of his choice on audio tape. Runner-up is LuggyLuggy, who just pushes the edge of the envelope on taste, but nevertheless delivers an embarrassingly funny entry.