-Updated 26 November 2005- TALKSPORT AUDIO PAGE (2000 to 2002) All audio samples are in MP3 format. You'll need a player such as winamp to listen. Some samples may have been edited for time. MIKE DICKIN MIX #2 - BY DEREK STEEL MY HEALTH IS: Mike Dickin takes on EMINEM! A compilation Derek says was based on an old remix no longer on the net. SIDNEY LONGLEY SIDNEY LONGLEY: A fan favourite zoo call submitted by Mick and hosted with special permission by Chris! File size: 1.2 meg (approx 2 mins) MIKE DICKIN MIX - BY DEREK STEEL MY HEALTH IS NOT IN QUESTION: Basically, a cracking remix featuring the cranky old git! How are you by the way? BAD MOON MIX - BY DEREK STEEL BAD MOON: Derek's bad moon rising, and it's caused by some very high tempered callers (foul language alert)! Great stuff! TOMMY AND ASH HAVE A DING-DONG - SUBMITTED BY DEREK STEEL TOMMY AND ASH - THE CLASH: They have a small ding-dong about the quality of the Human Zoo callers!!! File Size: 2.1 meg (approx 2 minutes 20) OH NO, IT's THAT OLD MAN AGAIN - SUBMITTED BY KEVIN THAT OLD MAN AGAIN... FOR THE SIXTH TIME: Adding to earlier audio slices, the old man is back for the sixth time. His name is Bob and he is a prolific writer... Class! File Size: 3 meg (approx 2 minutes 50) BODY ODOUR - SUBMITTED BY KEVIN BODY ODOUR: A caller during the Human Zoo wants to discuss B.O. But Tommy doesn't go along with it... File Size: 2 meg (approx 6 minutes) A COUPLE OF JOKES JOKES: Kevin sends in a couple of jokes Tommy said on TalkSport... Don't throw away your Tommy Boyd joke books just yet! File Size: 1 meg (3 minutes) RESTORED AUDIO FROM PREVIOUS VERSION OF SHRINE OPINIONS 1: Tommy from TalkSport on why people are not entitled to an opinion... OPINIONS 2: The next caller challenges Tommy's previous assumptions on the right to an opinion... CHARTER BOY CHARTER BOY: Perhaps the most famous and infamous call and caller, respectively, ever during Tommy's stint on TalkSport. Hear it here now. File Size: 3.9 meg (33 minutes) CLASSIC ELDERLY CALLERS THAT OLD WOMAN: Yes it's THAT old woman from the TalkSport intro calling Tommy for the first time with the immortal words: "Your programme is ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!" File Size: 240K THAT OLD MAN: Tommy says something "offensive" about the bible, which leads to an elderly gentleman coming on to frighten people... File Size: 310K THAT OLD MAN... AGAIN: He's only been gone for a few minutes, guess who's back? And he's not very happy about what's been said about him... File Size: 560K THAT OLD MAN... SURELY NOT AGAIN: Yes, he's back yet again. This time the call ends on a philosophical pondering about the nature of death. File Size: 640K THAT OLD MAN... FOR THE FOURTH TIME: Making a comeback is that old fella, this time with a conspiracy theory that all famous people die in aircrafts! File Size: 350K PAM'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE LAST CALL: Pam from Essex wants to know why Tommy is being patronising to old people, especially the last caller. File Size: 700K THAT OLD MAN... WON'T HE EVER STOP: He's called in again, to address the point that he made before, but addresses it as if it wasn't him that made it. File Size: 250K A DIFFERENT OLD MAN: This guy calls up to complain it costs him money to press "5", and he refutes Tommy's identity because he's met the real Boyd... File Size: 310K MISCELLANEOUS BOYD SINGS: A comical version of The Beatles' hit "Imagine" poking fun at the Scotts. File Size: 80K ARE YOU LONELY: Tommy provides therapy for a listener. File Size: 130K YOU IDIOT MAN: Some plonker asks for proof but doesn't understand what his concept of proof is, leaving Tommy very frustrated. File Size: 180K